The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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