She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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