So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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