If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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