Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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