dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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