Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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