Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its about making memories worth repressing
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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