it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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