Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
farters have to be the big spoon...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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