Tell her she can't have a vagina
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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