Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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