Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
