Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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