if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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