ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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