what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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