I wish i was in the wii world.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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