ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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