so explain again why im purple
no
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
