I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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