if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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