You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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