Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sorry my hands just texted you
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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