Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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