fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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