I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
did i walk over a car last night?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I AM VODKA MAN
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
