I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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