Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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