I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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