Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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