You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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