I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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