How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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