He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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