Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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