Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
one might say we're banned from that church
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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