the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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