Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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