His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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