I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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