Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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