We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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