i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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