he shaved USA in his pubs
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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