Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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