She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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