Sponge bath it is.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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