I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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