Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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