Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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